Fuck-Homework

Fuck-Homework is simply masturbation. Homework is practice. So fuck-homework is practice for having sex.

Chick: "What are you up to on this fine, sunny day after school?
Dude: "I have pretty much been doing fuck-homework since I got home"

by lindsaylalalaaa December 3, 2010

Homework

Codename for going home and beating off (masturbation)

Dude, i gotta go take care of some homework!

by sexy white guy March 29, 2009

Homework-wedgie

An extreme amount of homework, in which one can feel like it's a wedgie : so much of it it's tight, you're stuck and can't move, and most of it's up your ass.

Bob, "Hey are you going to that party tonight?"
Jill,"No, I can't sorry. I have a homework-wedgie."

by Blair Kelly October 21, 2008

Homework before Bros

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, to state "Homework before Bros" means that one has to do work instead of chilling with his bros. This may leave the bros wanting, but it is understandable.

"Sorry Chad, I can't play grabass today. I've got an essay to write. Homework before bros, man."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Homework

Forced Downloadable Content from school.

Mission: School day complete! Congratulations, you have fini-
INCOMING UPDATE
Homework worksheet number 10
Person: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by blah-asdf January 7, 2013

Biology Homework

We had to do dishes...

Me and Taylor had Biology homework due at 11 so we couldn't come to Mugshots.

by trollingtothemax October 23, 2011

Winter homework

Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.

Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.

by desanity December 22, 2009