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Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
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hamburger

Type your definition here...Hamburgers are traditionally made with ground beef and served with onions, tomatoes, lettuce, ketchup, and other garnishes. You can also make a hamburger with turkey or other kinds of meat — although rarely, if ever, is ham used in a hamburger. Hamburgers were originally called "hamburg steak," named for the German city of Hamburg, although no actual connection between the place and the food has ever been documented.
In four hours, the Legion sold 560 hamburgers and cheeseburgers at $5 a pop despite heavy rains early in the evening in this Wisconsin River village.
by Southsyde July 22, 2020
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Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.
In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Hamburger Style

Folding a standard piece of paper in half along the x-axis
Wow, I folded this printer paper hamburger style and it formed an 8.5” x 5.5” rectangle.
by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023
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Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude
by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021
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hamburger melodeath

An americanized form of melodic death metal combining said genres with elements of groove metal and metalcore. Typical traits of this genre include predominantly harsh vocals (although cleans can make an apperance), syncopated rhythms and heavy riffing reliant somewhat less reliant of melody and leads and more reliant on rhythm. Most of the original Gothenburg melodeath bands ended up switching to this sound in the mid 00s (In Flames, Soilwork was a great example)

Examples include: DevilDriver, Lamb of God (some songs), Sylosis, 2000s Soilwork, Later In Flames
"You ever heard of DevilDriver?"
"Typical hamburger melodeath, but god damn they're good at what they do"
by mish1 May 5, 2024
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Hunter’s Hill Hamburger

Local to Hunters Hill Road in Amherst, MA. While on Hunters Hill Road, defecate onto parchment paper and press into a patty shape. Put your patty into the refrigerator and perform an extended Saturday. An extended Saturday consists of staying up all night from Saturday into Sunday. After performing the extended Saturday and before going to sleep on Sunday, pull your patty out of the fridge, air fry to enjoyment, place between buns and enjoy your delicious Hunters Hill Hamburger.
Want to pull an extended Saturday and eat a Hunter’s Hill Hamburger for breakfast?
by Urbanjanner April 24, 2024
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