When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.
After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”
by DthePenetratorShogun May 9, 2021
Get the Gooch Drippingsmug. The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011
Get the Gooch Nectarmug. by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022
Get the Quandarious Goochmug. by Madmike68 November 16, 2020
Get the Gooch Governormug. meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far
by VirtigoX May 23, 2010
Get the doing a goochmug. The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010
Get the Gooch's Dilemmamug. by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022
Get the Gooch Poofmug.