in october your crush is gonna like you back

you will find your soulmate

when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"

by ryan.dbc October 1, 2019

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.

He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...

by Eaco October 9, 2017

Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.

"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"

by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017

U gonna drop

To take an illegal pill

R u gonna drop tonight? ( are you going to take pills tonight)

by Drop drop drop June 26, 2017

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018

Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.

Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*

by ravjeeet May 13, 2018