gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023

Snack Shack Gnome

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Gnome

Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.

Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool

by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay

by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019

Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.

Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July

by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022