Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 04, 2018
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when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters
get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis
by JasPug15 February 20, 2025
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Get out of here kid your dog

well really im dog but your more dog then me
"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"
by SexuallyAttractedToBigBlackMen October 04, 2023
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Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians
“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”
by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024
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get out your top

bae you tryna get out your top
by luwegi October 01, 2020
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