True friendship

When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite

*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*

Her- “now that’s true friendship”

by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020

friendship

friendships are fucking dumb.

it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone

x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck

by emisokay August 31, 2020

Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.

Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

mewtual friendship

Where two people both love a four-footed purr-factory.

If one person savoringly cradles Mr. Fluffy and another person affectionately strokes him, dat sounds like an ideal mewtual friendship to me.

by QuacksO March 26, 2025

Destructive Friendship

A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

The Friendship Circle

A cult that has 5 members. Lizards are often enjoyed. They employ hand signals to communicate.

"Is that The Friendship Circle?"
"No that's a school of fish."

by The Friendship Circle December 12, 2021