When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
Get the Kobe and “Shaq”qinmug. A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️
# communitydick #bum #kobe
by they love kayla April 4, 2022
Get the kobemug. by Blizzyy.dior January 27, 2020
Get the kobemug. “Aye bruh you hear dat nigga kobe die? life crazy bro u ca looz yo life ina harbeat nigga” “damn nigga dat waz sum wise shi”
by Lenny Lyncher January 28, 2020
Get the Kobemug. When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
Get the Cockblocked by Kobemug. 
by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020
Get the Kobemug.