Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025

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Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.

MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.

by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025

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Find My

the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone

Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out

by whatdahaillllll February 27, 2025

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Hym "The only way Trump is going to 'find a cure to the most devastating disease...' Is if I literally do it for him... And then he steals it from me. Right? That being said I could cure a disease... And I also wouldn't get any credit for it."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

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