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Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.
Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.
by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020
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doctor bombay

To have a completely shaved pussy
Jessica was Doctor Bombay between her legs
by LB#34 January 23, 2007
mugGet the doctor bombaymug.

Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".
"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"
by kabauer July 22, 2009
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Doctor Bellows

When one farts into the unsuspecting mouth of a sleeping or inebriated individual the farter is Dr. Bellows and the fartee is the patient. The "Dr. Bellow's Treatment" has often been prescribed as an effective revenge/treatment for a loud snorer or mouth-breather.
Yo, check out who's about to get a house call from Doctor Bellows.
by Rodent Bandage May 26, 2011
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doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid
callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )
by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009
mugGet the doctor bullshitmug.

Pipe Doctor

Someone who has broad expertise in the art of piping. This person takes pipe to awholenother level of pipology. When it comes down to piping, this man knows no limits. Piping has become second nature. From bongs, to various metals, to your mom, your ole lady, and possibly your little sister.. He can do it all and he definently takes pride in his work. He goes by the name of Cory and he's a pipe legend.
Cory was stickin your mom with his P.H.D.

The pipe doctor came to my house last night and fixed my anal leakage.

Cory's pipe bursted all over my face. I could tell he was a professional.
by Pimpin Pipe June 4, 2011
mugGet the Pipe Doctormug.

indian doctor

The act of ejaculating into ones mouth and then sticking your penis into the pool of semen inside ones mouth.
friend: I gave her an Indian doctor and she loved it dude.
me: dude that's fucking disgusting.
by abdul the doctor December 6, 2013
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