desperate

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"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 3, 2004

Desperate man with nothing to lose

When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.

Shaun is a desperate man with nothing to lose

by Qanon May 26, 2018

desperate dim

Dim Katsofrakis. He is known as Desperate Dim because he has been rejected 3 times and his gf is very very ugly. He is clearly so desperate, he will take any offer he can possibly get. He also has a tiny dick according to changing room sources.

Desperate Dim was today rejected again.

by Joe Mahoe April 14, 2005

Hamline Desperatitis

This is a syndrome that first-year females can be diagnosed with this syndorme. The freshmen class at Hamline is 58% female and 42% male. Because of this, some females become even more desperate to claim a man before they are all taken. Their desperation gets to the point of daily entertainment. This can be contagious for the more desperate one female is, the more others will be to out do them.

Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.

That poor girl had no control over coming down with Hamline Desperatitis.

by Secured female May 18, 2011

Desperado

bandits in da club, playground, or workplace. usually of mexican/indian decent. also refers to an imprisoned white adolescent.

i ain't no straight cat, i be a desperado.

dude, keep your eye on that desperado

by Fuzzle Puppy February 13, 2009

desperado

A man with long dark hair, usually shoulders-length. Based on the Desperado movie.

"Hey, look at this Desperado!"

by necroticcadaver April 8, 2009

Deeker

A prequel to a sequel, or a movie in a series in which none of the original characters could appear ie: Alien vs. Predator. It occurs before the original Alien movies, yet after the original Predator movies, therefore characters from either series could not have a role.

Joe:Why doesn't Danny Glover just pop up and fuck up the Predators, and Sigourney Weaver could handle the Aliens?
Scott: Because he's old as fuck by now, and she's not even born.
Joe: Wait what? Isn't this a sequel?
Scott: Nah man, it's a fuckin' Deeker.

by Ryan Oliver July 3, 2006