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cockjockey

One who mounts and rides the yock.
dude you ride so much sausage you're the Kentucky Derby Champion of cockjockeys.
by Kale23 September 15, 2009
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cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal
Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.
by RuneX December 2, 2003
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Cock2Cock

Homoerotic act of rubbing 2 (or 3, or 4 or more!) pulsatingly hard cocks together for ultra naughty non-penetrative sexual stimulation.
I want you to rub Cock2Cock with me until I cum, covering your RoCk HARD Cock in my sticky white hot juices, mixing as you cum from the Cock2Cock spunk-inspiring actions as seen in THE BEST XXX MUSIC VIDEOs from (Google Search: The CUMpilation DJ !!! :)
by The CUMpilation DJ March 27, 2011
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Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007
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cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.
1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!
by TNTgirll September 29, 2007
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Rockblock

When a friend or colleague does something to prevent rock and roll from happening.
i.e. changing the radio station from rock to rap, or the turning off of someone's amp during band practice.
"Dude, don't be a rockblock... Metallica is on."
by Skittles135 March 29, 2009
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Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.
Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.
by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010
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