Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

cosmic girl

A cosmic girl is one from another time with a face so pretty it sends the viewer into hyperspace when seen.

*may ask if you’d like to magnetize*

“she’s just a cosmic girl, from another galaxy, my hearts in zero gravity, She’s from a cosmic world”

“sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face”

by sock_monkey23 August 22, 2024

Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

cosmic whirl

A large thingy that never fucking ends in space

The cosmic whirl never fucking ends by the way.

by alcoholic99 November 1, 2023

CosmicsMindset

Content Creator/Streamer who also goes by “Cosmic.”

“Have you heard of CosmicsMindset? He’s Him.”

by cosmicsmindset December 14, 2023

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023

Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023