cali

Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.

Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch

by shibataken October 5, 2011

CaliHo

A person from California who moves to Idaho. The word comes from part of the names of each state. When used by an Idahoan native, it is usually derogatory.

i wish all the CaliHo's would go back home, they are turning all of our small towns into big cities.

by RAWRjosh May 26, 2007

California slingshot

Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.

Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.

Father (driving): Don't ever do that shit!

Son: Do what?

Father: The California slingshot, son.

by coined by T. Hoffman January 23, 2008

California Middle School

A smaller middle school, built in the 1930's to school Junior High students in the Sacramento area. This school is known for its outstanding STAR test scores as well as its titles for National Championships in debating. The teachers located there are experienced, some teachers deriving from Ivy League schools in the East Coast. The students there are a mix of preppies, wangstas, and the normal everyday student. Cal Middle has Sports programs, such as Track, Soccer, Basketball, Golf, and Softball. California Middle School has been recognized as a California Distinguished School on numerous occasions, past and present. It is situated in the wealthy and upper middle class neighborhood of Land Park, where the students are in safe enviroments near or on school grounds. Its GATE (Gifted And Talented Education) learning program is famous for quality and excellence, with over half of the school population bening member of the program. Overall this school kicks some major ass...

Boss Awesome Elite This Is California Middle School

by CalMiddleJester March 9, 2011

California Bull Ride

A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.

Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.

by Mizzle Mizzle July 1, 2011

soul calibur

The tekken, virtua fighter, and dead or alive killer.

when i use cervantes, no 1 can beat me at soul calibur

by Brandon M July 16, 2005

cali-faker

People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.

Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.

by Tommeee April 24, 2008