Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.

U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024

CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Conservative

When your name is Sonny, and you’re a little bitch

Hi I’m Sonny and I’m too big of a Conservative bitch to cross any lines wahhhhhh

by Metis204 April 8, 2020