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Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.
I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!
by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021
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Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.
Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.
by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018
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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time
coach Big Mac is cute but a dough
by ms kbk April 18, 2017
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Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe
Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
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halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
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coach tom

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball
by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018
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