Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021

cigarette finger

When you smoke, your finger turns yellow

Terry has awful cigarette finger. He must smoke a pack a day.

by 7MVsjUk May 3, 2018

Cigarette butt

The end of the cigarette that you throw on the ground when you’re done smoking

I was smoking with my friends and I was at the cigarette butt before they were

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.

Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022

Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it

Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025