Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much
Might have a penis.
Might have a penis.
Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.
by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019
Get the Callummug. If you know a callum then you are a very lucky person. Callums tend to be very good at football, very caring and just great to be around.
Callum is the besto
by Callum finazzi January 13, 2020
Get the Callummug. by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011
Get the Callum Solamug. A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house
by mixnerl March 20, 2024
Get the Callum duncanmug. A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017
Get the callum holdermug. by Bubble_butterfly February 19, 2022
Get the Callummug. Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.
Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"
by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023
Get the Callummug.