buffaload

A healthy and extremely large bowel movement that fills the toilet.

Jim had to flush the toilet twice after leaving a buffaload.

by DPerk June 9, 2008

slowest buffalo

the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and have your way with. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: "Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out." One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with the kill. usually slurring words and a blunt pass such as, "heyyyou, you wanna fuck?" will work just about every time.

Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!

by Jamsalot January 28, 2007

Buffalo Sabres

The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!

did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?

by sabre19 April 1, 2008

buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.

Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room

by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

by CptROFL September 6, 2010

commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.

After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.

by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018

Buffalo Bill tuck

the act when trying to hide the penis between the legs when having a boner, buffalo bill is a crazy nut job from the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" he tucks his penis between his legs when trying to be a women

situation1: you wake up in the morning and you have that morning wood, hot girl from school came to visit and theres no time for deflation, so you buffalo bill tuck it

situation2: in class the bell rings to alert the switching of classes, and for some bazaar reason as a punishment from heaven you get a boner, so in quick action you tuck that boner between your legs like a your burying a groundhog

by shapshifter December 20, 2009