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British Columbia

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.
My dealer lives in British Columbia.
by Aleiksa March 8, 2018
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british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent
Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.
by absolute door handle July 29, 2020
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British teen

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s
by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020
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British Shorthair

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland
Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair
by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018
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british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
by eazy.collective March 13, 2014
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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