Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025

Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass

Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.

by NatasSenpai November 1, 2023

brazilian kegger

A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.

I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.

Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!

by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021

Brazilian hit list

When a roomful of partygoers forms a conga line, boy- girl, boy-girl & proceeds to dance around the whole house, each one splooking the person in front of them until someone gets more pregnant than the octomom. That's a Brazilian hit list.

Some Eurotrash debs made a bloody mess of my mom's airb&b last spring break. Looks like someone had them on a Brazilian hit list.

by Wayang Doll January 24, 2017

brazilian no furry week

from 23th of november to the 29th of november in brazil you cannot be a furry

he cant be a furry, it's brazilian no furry week

by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020

Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer

I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016