Being a Boyfriend

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.

2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.

3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.

4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.

5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.

For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.

by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009

god boyfriend

A Guy that will be there for your girlfriend or wife and take on the role of boyfriend or husband if anything was to happen to you.

Rico is Oshi's God boyfriend. Anthony is Oshi's boyfriend. Anthony died, and Rico takes on the role as Oshi's boyfriend

by Mikie Montana June 19, 2015

there's your boyfriend

The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.

(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.

by spiffalicious December 6, 2011

Perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)

perfect boyfriend

by Nikki_bam_bam December 18, 2011

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

100% official and not fucking with no one else

He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016

boyfriend thinger

It's what you call someone who isn't your boyfriend but is the closest thing you've got to one.

No, that's why I say boyfriend thinger... if he knew I called him that he would be my boyfriend.

by Swingah April 1, 2009

supportive boyfriend

Dan Howell and Phil Lester

Dan acted like a supportive boyfriend when he was helping Phil through his hair rebrand

by loyal-phan June 7, 2018