by Asssquatch January 28, 2020
Get the Burrito blast mug.Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008
Get the Musket blast mug.When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.
by DamzeL June 6, 2011
Get the skutter blast mug.by Bearwook September 2, 2016
Get the Knuckle blast mug.To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Get the Sack Blasted mug.When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
by G-vagas November 3, 2010
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