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Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008
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Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020
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Brooklyn Blast

A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.
One more Brooklyn Blast and Newson will be plundering for man booty.
by Anonimato October 19, 2017
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Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.
Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop
by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021
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Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy
Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.
by Rickzilla June 10, 2015
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Knuckle blast

When you're fingering a chick and really gettin in there
You slammed your finger in a door? How are you gonna knuckle blast that chick?
by Bearwook September 2, 2016
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