When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
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''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''
''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''
''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''
''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''
''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''
''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''
''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''
''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''
''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''
''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''
''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''
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Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.
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