brazilian kegger

A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.

I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.

Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!

by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021

Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer

I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

brazilian taco

A hairless form of the French taco.

A Brazilian taco is much easier to eat , because you don't have to chop your way in with a machete

by WVUhillbilly August 12, 2017

Brazilian Pipeline

When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.

Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!

by Texan Trackster March 16, 2024

Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

Brazilian booping

When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger

I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping

by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024