bible blasting

When God’s word is blasted up your ass.

The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.

by Ass blasternaught February 14, 2018

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 05, 2020

That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 02, 2010

Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito

Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell

by Asssquatch January 28, 2020

Knuckle blast

When you're fingering a chick and really gettin in there

You slammed your finger in a door? How are you gonna knuckle blast that chick?

by Bearwook September 02, 2016