by xjhcghsic January 21, 2022

An Anderson exhibits a large ego to make up for their small, ity, bity, you know what... Anderson's turn bright red when upset. To identify an Anderson, you must do the following;
1. You must make them upset, do not be scared to because they may seem intimidating.
2. Once upset check for the redness of their skin.
3. Next place two fingers on a pulse point. Be carful as you might make them more upset!
4. If temperatures rise make sure to take precautions, and find the nearest fire hydrant
Once all steps are complete you have successfully identified an Anderson, beware as they do sometimes follow you home.
1. You must make them upset, do not be scared to because they may seem intimidating.
2. Once upset check for the redness of their skin.
3. Next place two fingers on a pulse point. Be carful as you might make them more upset!
4. If temperatures rise make sure to take precautions, and find the nearest fire hydrant
Once all steps are complete you have successfully identified an Anderson, beware as they do sometimes follow you home.
Person 1: Look in the distance! Is that an Anderson I see?
Person 2: We must approach and identify it, quick call the authorities!
The Anderson: *Starts to get red*
Person 3: Runs to the Anderson and grips him
To be continued...
Person 2: We must approach and identify it, quick call the authorities!
The Anderson: *Starts to get red*
Person 3: Runs to the Anderson and grips him
To be continued...
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