Even if

AND! AND...

Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

what even is a fkn doodle

Culture

what even is a fkn doodle?

by Lifebeats November 18, 2024

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

by Nile H August 15, 2024

evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.

My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.

by Jenkintown February 14, 2017