safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!
I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope
by THE FUCKIN UNICORN October 08, 2015
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Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.
Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.
by ]terrydactly September 08, 2018
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Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.
"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."
by Capesy Eisteddfod September 13, 2006
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safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.
This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.
by grumbledum January 02, 2017
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safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out
Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!
by Robbie rosé February 24, 2024
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Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.
she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.
by Andy Dufraine April 23, 2011
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Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.
The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.
by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021
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