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If your name is Ryan your a very nice funny caring person that gets in trouble sometimes but still has a big heart you put others before yourself especially if your dating that person people often think your saying Brian when you introduce yourself
Person 1: hi my name is Ryan

Person 2: nice to meet you Brian
by Miiiaaaaa January 18, 2021
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Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021
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Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants
Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.
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Wow the is food looks like Ryan
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A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.
Ryan likes to suck dick.
by Itsjireel November 11, 2021
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similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan
person 1: faggot
Ryan: ok
by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022
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A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)
Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour
by I giv zuk March 22, 2022
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