November 2nd

National kick a Caleb day

Luke: Hey Caleb its November 2nd! You know what that means?!
Caleb: oh no!
Sam: I’m going to kick you with my foot now!
*kick*
Caleb: ouch Sam! That reeeeaaaallly hurt

by anonymous October 25, 2020

December 2nd

every day on this year send a screenshot of the most cringe thing your friend has said in a huge groupchat

“yo today is December 2nd”
“okay so?”
“remember that one time you said ___ and it was really cringey”
“fuck you”

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023

December 2nd

Be as sus as you can possibly can

You: moan
Girls: ew why you moan

You: cause it’s December 2nd

Girls: ohh yeah

by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021

December 2nd

Skip school day on

Jennifer: It’s December 2nd are you going to be at school
Rebecca: Nope

by eazyyyyy October 29, 2019

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

November 2nd

The annual day of creation of Clockwise's ass

"Hey why does clockwise have an ass isn't he a robot?"
"It's November 2nd, it's the day of his ass's creation"

by Tea addiction human November 2, 2021