When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.
Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021

A term used when our GREAT 46TH PRESIDENT Joe Biden believes he has made something right.
Sometimes called "Biden's Big Win"
Sometimes called "Biden's Big Win"
by Joe Biden's Big Win September 19, 2022

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015

My friend was bragging yesterday how he beat me in chess, he only had two pieces left... What a Tebow Win
by some random white d00d January 26, 2012

The opposite of being bipolar. To be at the top of the world when everyone else thinks you're just manic.
by arottingfetus April 4, 2011

That dude is level 1 and has all the characters unlocked with the highest tier abilities while I didn't pay and have none, play it dirty and pay-to-win noob.
by didyoupay February 8, 2017

Focusing on what’s happening in the present and putting a perfect effort at it and making sure your doing it with a great attitude
by ChiefCHEEKS December 1, 2019
