hose water

jizz.

arggh! watch where you spray all that hose water!

by holden_mcgroin October 1, 2010

Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

by x2 Salz February 1, 2021

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

water

noun
1.
a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
2.
a stretch or area of water, such as a river, sea, or lake.
"the lawns ran down to the water's edge"
one of the four elements in ancient and medieval philosophy and in astrology (considered essential to the nature of the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces).
"a water sign"
the water of a mineral spring as used medicinally for bathing in or drinking.
plural noun: the waters
"resorts where southerners came to take the waters"
a solution of a specified substance in water.
"ammonia water"

"My friend offered me a glass of water"
"He watered the plants in the yard"

by Weirdafuiufudisew July 9, 2019

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Dog water

Someone who is really bad at call of duty or Fortnite and sucks

Generally used while someone is trash talking

BRO THIS GUY IS DOG WATER

by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022