Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

Josh: Do you want to go to the skatepark after work

Emily: SLAP

by jemilyboshua April 9, 2025

feel like slapping a ni**a

To express feeling sad, upset or even angry; to have a bad day

- What's up bro? Feeling a little upset today, I see?
- Man, I don't wanna talk about it really.
- What's going on bro?
- Don't know man. I just feel like slapping a ni**a today.

by Qubs_J April 18, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Slap slap

When you tickle your balls in order to be favored and get your way. After they slap your ass and say good game!!!! Must be nice to be a pole sucker or cocksucker. Usually they are prideful arrogant pompous asses that have a massive ego, they have had their shit pushed in big time bro 😂😂

I know plenty of folk that did the infamous slap slap, and got favored. Must be nice you royal cocksucker mother fucker lummox

by Spadoodle 420 May 2, 2025

Flap Slap

Female equivalent of a nut shot.

A chicken at the gym got flap slapped by a resistance band.

by Dúnedian May 6, 2025