greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.

Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.

by bglassman April 7, 2010

Howard Green

When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out

chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020

greens

The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.

Do you want greens? You're the guest.

by The one and only Team Captain May 15, 2018

green fn

something good happened or bagged a bad beech or made a shot

i bagged her green fn

by 22jah March 17, 2024

green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

Green Sign

When you con someone into signing a deal that benefits you better than the other member.

“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”

by C L G March 24, 2020

Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.

Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021