Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

Slap up

Slap up (in The Bahamas, requires Bahamian context) means dilly dally with or to spend idle time with.

This bey out here trying to slap up in my inbox thinking it ga land him a job.

This gal slapping up with me and she think I giving her free iPhone.

Stop slapping up with me dawg.

by Haruchwan888 February 8, 2025