fat joe 

The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.

Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.

fat joe by MikeyMo August 14, 2006

The Joe 

A remote location in good old Kansas. Only the coolest can say they are from the Joe, therefore earning the nickname of being a "Joe". Some wild and crazy things happen in this little village, some celebrations include (but are not limited to) : weddings, keggers, and the ever famous water skiing. You must be born and raised in the Joe to be a "True joe", all others are completey and utterly jealous of us. Amen.

All parties at The Joe are off the hook!

The Joe by Thejoe123 January 19, 2010

Judge Joe Brown 

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.

I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.

Judge Joe Brown by Andrew Sprunger January 2, 2008

Dammit Joe 

In uneasy circumstances when things are not turning out as planned, it becomes morally correct to blame any Joe for the incident, regardless of the relation to you.

"Ugh! The Jays lost again? Dammit Joe!"

Dammit Joe by god_dammitjoe October 20, 2011

Eskimo Joe 

A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.

They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.

Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.

Eskimo Joe by chicken_head101 October 5, 2006

Fuck Joe Biden 

Something that smart people say.

Guy1: Fuck Joe Biden
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up

Fuck Joe Biden by Icy Wyte July 15, 2022

Billie Joe 

Front man of Green [Day. Writes the best music around and is soooooo fit. i'm pretty sure that we live in Green Day's world and any member of the band, billie joe, Mike Dirnt or Tre Cool would be suitable candidates for the new GOD.

The bible should watch it's back.....green day are coming.

Billie Joe by uncool_before_uncool_woz_cool May 13, 2005