i love cheese

if you use this phrase you are a whore, a bad ass bitch and are extremely psychotic cunt

“you know what, i love cheese!” kellie said to her friends.

by i love cheese gal <3 May 4, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

by chrles2394 October 18, 2015

cheese curl pubes

1. A red heads batch of curly red/orange pubic hair

2. Cheese Curls (yes the snackfood) for pubic hair

1. That ginger over there probably has a big tumbleweed of cheese curl pubes in his pants. He doesn't look like he grooms himself.

2. Wow Bruce, a fat gay guy would love to blow you. You have cheese curl pubes.

by sooleyman January 24, 2010

Texan Stinky Cheese

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.

Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!

by LosDiosDeAlberto September 21, 2014

Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .

Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.

by Madlykillbot May 27, 2017