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John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.
John Mclon
by John Mclon May 14, 2022
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john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent
That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann
by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022
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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022
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walking with john

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018
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John Austin

by CrediblePerson.com January 17, 2023
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john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going
john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.
by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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