Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

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Bag of Dick’s

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.

Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020

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The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022

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dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014

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Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020

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