Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..

Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"

by roberttelos May 14, 2022

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb

Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left

by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

John nory

A word to describe a men’s genitalia.

Wow Owen has a SMALL ‘John nory’

by Owens John nory November 20, 2021

John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022