Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.

"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat

by CarkyAmster September 2, 2023

Chuckin Meat

When fly fishing with large streamer flies such as Zonkers or Leaches.

“Bruh heck these dry flies and nymphs I’m tying on a stickleback Zonkers, let’s start chuckin meat”

by FlyTyingNEPA November 11, 2019

Meat Click

That thing be clicking.

Example 1:

Patient: Hey Doc, my meat be clicking
Doc: Looks like you got that Meat click

Patient: Oo noo what do can I do now

Doc: Just gotta let that thing click

Example 2:

Person 1: Girl! Did I tell you mans got that meat click

Person 2: for real!
Person 1: yeah girl he had that meat clicking all over me, shit sounded like "click clack"

by Mr. MeatClick October 28, 2025

Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.

Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.

Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.

by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016