December 1st

December 1st a national suck dick day

-You heard what day december 1st is? -yes, its national suck dick day

by Ug1231 November 30, 2023

December 7

December 7 the day Dal was born.

Person 1: It’s December 7!? Gotta wish Dal a happy birthday

Person 2: Her user on insta is Dal_is_real go follow!!

by ✨ Dal ✨ November 30, 2023

December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s

John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.

by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023

December 1

Torture your shortest friend

December 1 is the day where we torture short people for being so underdeveloped.

by hugejass December 1, 2023

December 17th

Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D

“hey! its december 17th soon! you know what that means!”

“its finally Goop Day!”

by Proxion (AKA CRAB LOVER) December 1, 2023

December 2nd

Makeout with your girlfriend day

Hey what's December 2nd
National Makeout with your girlfriend day

by Hdhdnbdhx December 1, 2023

December 16th

This is the day when the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy was born. No doubt I fell deeply in love!

- Hey, do you know who is that coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy over there?
- Yeah, I know. He was born on the December 16th, ofc he is the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy.
- Girl, no doubt you are head over heels.

by not very nonchalant 💋 December 1, 2023