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S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player
Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.
by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021
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the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives
He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"
by dezzadk November 12, 2022
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Bipazod.
Guy 1: "You hear that bipa got with a 13 year old on discord and he also plays roblox and has a RobloxYT?"

Guy 2: "How old is he?"

Guy 1: "About 21."

Guy 2: : "SIMP ASS BITCH"
by Duhlamino February 12, 2020
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Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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by Ahahahhur December 10, 2022
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One must sims for, draco Mafoy, Harry Potter, the queen and Dr phil
Dr Phil approached me and I became wet just like the simp I am.
by Voldemort the simp December 31, 2020
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Aiken is the biggest simp of them all. He lost No Nut November on the first day due to his "girlfriend".
by mrstealy November 8, 2020
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