PhilzaMinecraft

Everyones minecraft e-dad. He is very old. Gets called Dadza. Lost his hardcore world to a baby zombie in minecraft.

PhilzaMinecraft is my E-dad

by hookieishere August 19, 2024

philostitute

a. Someone who sells their mind for profit
b. A philosopher who is also a prostitute

a. In an effort to impress his company, he philostituted with desperation
b. The scholar hired a philostitute

by Harold Shmitchman August 21, 2024

Philander Chase

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

Philanthropist

Another name for a rich crook.

If i donate money to my charity I can reclaim my taxes via a bonus and call myself a philanthropist.
Your charity should match your interests as well,
Pedophilia=childrens charity
Thief=land preservation charity
Racist=homeless charity
Cannibal=human research charity
Abusive alcoholism= animal rescue charity
Vegans? Just get in the freezer with the meat, close the lid and shut up you avocado.

by Moagliee-khan September 19, 2023

Philippe

Riding a lightsaber

Guy 1: yo bro that Star Wars movie got me really horny i mite do a Philippe.
Guy 2: that sounds like a great idea, mind if i join.

by Kyle Lamar September 20, 2023

Philip Ogrady

A boy that usually is being a Grady and plays baseball. Also lawl

Man1: “Is that Philip Ogrady ?”
Man2: “Huh yeah it is, LAWL”

by OGMiceman September 21, 2023

Philosophodoxia

The paradoxical belief of philosophy being relevant when believed to be ultimately irrelevant at the same time.

Many people, especially atheists have what’s referred to as philosophodoxia.

by A.A. Lee September 27, 2023