John Yes

You want to go somewhere but your schedule might not allow it.

It is also a reply to John NO.

Want to hear a joke?? John NO. JOHN YES

Do you want to come to the fiesta? A JOHN YES

by the_onelegdogman May 26, 2018

Marvy john

How the fuck did you find this, Carl

Carl whyd you search up marvy john

by AdJaCent32 March 1, 2023

johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021

John

A womanizer who calls himself an empath but does nothing to prove he knows how to put himself in someone else’s shoes. He loves doing anything he can to get attention from women regardless if he is dating one and will let them flirt with him and even flirt back just to feel something. He won’t do anything special for you and will constantly try to manipulate you and start problems and then act like the victim. He will string you along but do just enough to keep you interested in case his other options don’t work out. He also loves fetishizing goth girls (but he doesn’t want to date anyone who is anything different from the norm). He hangs around friends who will talk down on you and he will listen instead of defending you. He has lots of girl best friends who will also bash you if you’re dating him. If you guys ever have a fight, his first choice won’t be to fix things, but to ask out other girls. If you don't have the same religion as him and he loses interest he will start using that as an excuse as to why he can’t date you. He'll go on and on about how he doesn’t have any money to spend on a girlfriend but he will turn around and buy one of his girl best friends ice cream and take her out and spend money on himself. He will cheat on you multiple times and get sulky and not talk to you if you try to bring it up. He is still friends with ALL of his exes. And he loves to defend men on the internet who have done bad things. If you ever meet a John, run far far far away.

Girl: Who is that playing the guitar with all those girls around him?
Other girl: Ew, that’s John. Let’s go somewhere else

by shutupmaggie August 29, 2023

John Farley

A guy who absolutely sucks, Always have, john Farley is a guy that will always be fruity but everyone still loves him

Also known as John Triplett

Wow that guy John Farley sucks

by You’re boy skinny penis May 11, 2025

John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.

"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"

by simp_simpy February 13, 2023