ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
by Long Schlong Silver's March 25, 2021
Get the Simpmug. When you be extra nice to a person, have strong emotional and sexual feelings towards them and do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do for anyone else
Flanders: John is simping over Maddison I think they be dating soon
Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp
Ben: awww how cuteeee what a simp
by The Open Minded September 19, 2020
Get the Simpingmug. A simp is when a guy or girl goes out of his or her way to be nice towards someone they typically are attracted to.
by Nico's Sister February 23, 2022
Get the Simpmug. The definition of the word, "Simp", is when Zrighz get asked by a random person for a position, in return said person claims that they will, "UwU for free MPC spot", this is where it gets kinky.
by PhantomAspect May 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Louis-rad May 18, 2025
Get the Simpmug. by yeahoksimp February 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug.