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Cunt Weasel

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars
by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008
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strawberry cunt

When a girls is on her period and you are eating her out.
General was eating out his cousins strawberry cunt. He said it tasted like tomato paste.
by Ballin it up 420 December 29, 2008
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Cunt Nugget

John: "Hey, I heard your girl is preggo"
Nate: "Nah, it was a cunt nugget."
by TiffanyStephenson March 4, 2011
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shingle cunt

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.
I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.
by nona renee October 26, 2004
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Cunt Monkey

1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage
by lolab221 November 17, 2009
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cunt grinder

when u take a egg beater and spin it clockwise in a vagina .... it usually gets the mood going .....u can also do it counter clock wise to curn ..... the vagina to ur size.
" oh shit son last night this bitch was bugging so i just dropped out the cunt grinder and got to work .... that chick fucked all night .... then cried from the pain."
by drew the grinder September 11, 2006
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credit cunt

People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.
Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."

Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"
by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008
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