slap bitch

To fail to slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch - but you failed and YOU look like a bitch now.

"That slap bitch tried to bitch slap me!"

by UrbanInvi November 22, 2017

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018

Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek

Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!

by Sassy Pants Sarah December 05, 2021

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 02, 2025

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 02, 2021

The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.

"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"

by Viorel25 June 18, 2024

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl May 28, 2018